Archive for September, 2008

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No, I DON’T Want a “Booty Call”!

I’m getting sick to death of getting vulgar and disgusting messages from strangers on MySpace, Friendster, and so on. The latest one said simply “Booty call?” Yeah, right: I’m gonna drop what I’m doing to run right out to meet some creep in the middle of the night for anonymous sex. Think about it, douchebrain: [...]

27Sep2008 | Lola | 0 comments | Continued
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Operator! Disconnect Me from My Date!

I had a date the other night with a man who seemed sooo perfect, I thought I’d hit the dating jackpot: an architect, he was funny, charming, handsome, a sharp dresser, clever, and he smelled so good I could eat him. I was so excited getting ready for our date, I walked out the door [...]

21Sep2008 | Lola | 1 comment | Continued
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A Sneaky and Funny Way to Get a Phone Number!

Ving Rhames has a funny trick for getting phone numbers from girls, according to the New York Daily News: he “borrows” their cell phones and calls himself!

14Sep2008 | Lola | 0 comments | Continued
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Stuck for a Place to Take a Date?

When asking someone out on a date, try showing a little more creativity than merely offering a cup of coffee. Thanks to the dating site Plenty of Fish, here’s a handy list of places men and women prefer to go on dates:

9Sep2008 | Lola | 0 comments | Continued