No, I DON’T Want a “Booty Call”!

I’m getting sick to death of getting vulgar and disgusting messages from strangers on MySpace, Friendster, and so on. The latest one said simply “Booty call?” Yeah, right: I’m gonna drop what I’m doing to run right out to meet some creep in the middle of the night for anonymous sex. Think about it, douchebrain: what kind of girl would do such a thing? Do you really want to have sex with someone who would? Are you that hard up that you need to message complete strangers?

I almost (but only just barely) feel sorry for these jackasses who send these messages. They must be awfully pathetic losers that they need to resort to something this sad.

Posted by Lola on 09/27/08 in Etiquette | Permalink

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