All Posts Tagged With: "behavior"

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Leave the Bitchiness to the Paris Hiltons of the World

This afternoon, I was sitting eating a salad in a deli and at the next table, there sat a couple of raucous young girls who seemed to model themselves after Paris Hilton if Paris Hilton wore knockoff fashions and accessories. Tentatively circling them was a young fellow whose manner and appearance was a lot like [...]

13Oct2008 | Lola | 1 comment | Continued
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No, I DON’T Want a “Booty Call”!

I’m getting sick to death of getting vulgar and disgusting messages from strangers on MySpace, Friendster, and so on. The latest one said simply “Booty call?” Yeah, right: I’m gonna drop what I’m doing to run right out to meet some creep in the middle of the night for anonymous sex. Think about it, douchebrain: [...]

27Sep2008 | Lola | 0 comments | Continued
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Operator! Disconnect Me from My Date!

I had a date the other night with a man who seemed sooo perfect, I thought I’d hit the dating jackpot: an architect, he was funny, charming, handsome, a sharp dresser, clever, and he smelled so good I could eat him. I was so excited getting ready for our date, I walked out the door [...]

21Sep2008 | Lola | 1 comment | Continued
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Men, PLEASE Grow Backbones!

I just returned from a first — and only — date with a pussy. Man, how I hate these types! These are the men who, within five minutes of my arrival, are completely smitten and begin to behave like puppies, so eager to please me that I could most likely wipe the bottoms of my [...]

15Jul2008 | Lola | 2 comments | Continued